COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS of WORLD RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
* Taoism: Shit Happens
* Confucianism: Confucius says : "Shit Happens"
* Buddhism: If Shit Happens it really is not Shit.
* Zen: Shit only Happens when it does not
Happen.
* Hinduism: This Shit Happened before (and it will
Happen again).
* Islam: If Shit Happens it is the will of
Allah.
* Protestant: Let Shit Happen to someone else !
* Catholic: If Shit Happens you deserve it !
* Judaism: Why does the Shit always Happen to us ?
* Atheism: Shit Happens for no apparent reason.
* Agnosticism: I think Shit Happens.
* Baptist: I believe Shit Happens ! (Amen !)
* Jehovah Witness: Let us in and we will tell you why Shit
Happens.
* Scientologist: Feces Occurs.
* Hare Krishna: ShitHappensShitHappensShitHappens...