Konference: Věci mimo
| Od: | z00m of TCG |
| Datum: | 20.11.2002 10:04 |
| Předmět: | FW: this message may contain explicit words and phrases so read it only once... |
From: ******* Head Quarters
To: All Slovak Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
office in Slovakia that offensive language is commonly used by our Slovak
speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is
highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1.. Words like jebal pes, kurva zivot, kokot and other such expressions
will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter
how heated a discussion may become.
2.. You will not say dojebal when someone makes a mistake, or srali na mna
if you see someone being reprehended, or hovno when a major mistake has
been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srat and jebat are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circumstances will be referred to as kokotenko, kokot, jebnuty or hajzel.
4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac nor will
persons who lack initiative be referred to as kokotko.
5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred
to as kokotiny.
6.. Do not say chod jebat svoju mamu if somebody is persistent; do not
add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say dojebali sme to (refer to item 2) nor na toto
vyjebeme when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say chod
do pice nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, co do pice
chces?".
8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
partners skurveny dodavatel.
9.. Do not say chodte do pice s tou kokotinou when a relevant project
is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrovy kokot do tvojho
zadku when your assistance is required.
10.. You should never call partner representatives as jednuta svina or
skurveny hajzel.
11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
such as jebatelna pica, skurvene hovado or kokotsky buzerant.
11.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say
mozem si s tymto vytriet zadok! Just keep it clean and dispose of it
properly.
Thank you.
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